If you are a regular reader of IPC’s blog, you know that we can get a variety of calls.  In honor of T-day, here are some of the most interesting food-related Thanksgiving calls our staff has gotten over the years:

Jessica – PIP*

The most memorable Thanksgiving call that sticks out in my head was from a woman who simply asked, “Is it safe to eat a turkey that is playing jingle bells?” As the family sat down to their Thanksgiving meal, everyone began looking around asking each other, ‘where is that music coming from?’  The stereo wasn’t on, and even the football game was turned off the TV.  Finally, they realized it was coming from the turkey.  No amount of carving or jostling the turkey would end the holiday serenade.  After a lot of questioning and the weekend of calling around, the mystery was solved:  the family had gotten the turkey as a holiday gift from the father’s workplace, and the musical device was added to the cavities of these turkeys to add to the festive atmosphere of the holiday.  Unfortunately dad’s workplace forgot to warn their unsuspecting turkey recipients about what was in store for them.

My next case reminds us why we should never store household products or chemicals near food.  A caller’s husband placed some varnish in a Tupperware container and stored it in the refrigerator.  The lady of the house (presumably thinking it was a condiment of some sort) used it to baste the turkey.   All of the guests remarked how perfect the turkey looked, a beautiful deep golden brown.  The left over varnish was made into gravy, which stuck to everything.  Unfortunately the mistake was realized AFTER everyone ate this varnish.

Some of the more common, typical calls include:

• Someone who has eaten turkey that had the giblets cooked inside of the paper or plastic bag that is stuffed in the turkey.
• Someone who ingested some of the plastic or metal wrapping that keeps the turkey’s legs together.
• Or the lost utensil cooked inside the turkey!

Todd – CSPI*

A frantic new mom hosting her first Thanksgiving feast had a Chihuahua that climbed up onto the kitchen table and into the turkey, and she couldn’t get the dog out.  I told her to just put it in the oven and consider it stuffed (kidding!!!).  I told her to pull really hard and yank the little guy out – it must have worked.  I could understand the awesomeness of it from the dog’s point of view, a meat room.

Tony – CSPI, ABAT*

I had a call from someone who had stored their turkey on the back porch because there wasn’t enough room in the fridge for the big bird and it was near-freezing outside.  The problem arose when she (the caller) went out to fetch the turkey Thursday morning to pop it in the oven, and discovered the wrapping had been scratched off by little paws.  The caller said that they did in fact have a “mouse problem” but was hoping it would be okay for her to cook and serve the turkey anyway.  

Cooking the turkey to a safe internal temperature of 165 F should have rendered it safe to eat.  However the FDA defines filth as “any objectionable matter contributed by animal contamination such as rodent, insect, or bird matter; or any other objectionable matter contributed by insanitary conditions”.  As such, I told her, “If a mouse was on your turkey, then the mouse’s butt was on your turkey.  The mouse dragged its butt across your turkey.”   She shrieked and said, “okay, okay!  I’ll throw it out!”

Even we are not immune to holiday food madness; here is a personal story that happened to

Erin – CSPI, ABAT:

One of our Thanksgiving guests was culinarily inclined and thought he would contribute to our meal by making some gourmet gravy with the turkey juice that was left over.   He was unaware that my mom’s favorite thing to do was not wash dishes, but fill the pan with water and dish soap and leave it to sit for days until someone else decided to wash it.  The result:  he made a gourmet batch of Palmolive flavored gravy for Thanksgiving dinner!

As you sit down to your delicious Thanksgiving dinner, you really will be thankful that you are not eating a turkey meal that required the assistance of the IPC.  And as is always, the take home message with our best of IPC stories posts:  we really have heard it all here, so you should never feel embarrassed or ashamed to call the IPC for anything: 800-222-1222!  We’re available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year (this means we are open on Thanksgiving too!).

Be sure to visit the FDA and IPC websites for some very useful tips on safe cooking practices this holiday season. Click here for a free Complimentary Safety Packet (sticker, magnet, first aid recommendations for a poisoning), poison prevention education materials as well as free online Poison Prevention Education Course (bonus:  free Continuing Education Credit!).

*PIP: Poison Information Provider

*CSPI: Certified Specialist in Poison Information

*ABAT: American Board of Applied Toxicology (non-physician clinical toxicologists)